"There are in England sixty different religions and only one sauce."

"Ah, English food! At first you think it’s crap and then you regret that it’s not."

"The only thing they ever did for agriculture was the mad cow disease. One cannot trust people who have such bad food.…"

"If it’s cold, it’s soup; if it’s warm, it’s beer."

"No matter how quietly I tried to replace the spoon and glass top of the container of freshly grated Parmesan cheese o…"

"The process of elaboration of parmesan cheese begins with skimming the milk collected the previous evening; fresh mil…"

"The classic Parmesan is said to come from in , or , or Sicily, although it is also found in Calabria. The first menti…"

"ASPARAGUS 1 box frozen cut asparagus 2 Tb butter in a skillet 2 Tb salt Salt and pepper Allow the asparagus to thaw u…"

"The usual method of preparing asparagus pursued by the Roman cooks was to select the finest sprouts and to dry them. …"

"(Asparagus officinalis) is one of the world’s top 20 vegetable crops. Both green and white shoots (spears) are produc…"