"Cosmetic Surgery"

"Rhinoplasty"

"— It's a shame! – What? – Breast augmentation: you only gave a girl as beautiful as that a third size breast! Too bad…"

"I do a lot of breast augmentation, but I also undo a lot of it. Women come back to me a year, two years after having …"

"– Have you moved a splenectomy for a breast augmentation? – And you want to condemn a woman to being looked at by men…"

"Fake boobs are like Nazis: they don't laugh, they don't dance. They are always just tough and at attention. (Mrs. Dou…"

"– What demon pushes a person of your age to commit such a massacre?! You still don't know what your body will become!…"

"I have always resisted Botox. But I literally made this last year and I have to say, I love it. OK, so I did it. (Ren…"

"My youth counselor injects Botox into my face, neck and belly button. (The Simpsons)"

"Let me tell you something, the only feeling Botox gives you is that of being part of a satanic cult! I only used it o…"