"'Ere I am, J.H. ...The ghost in the machine."

"Arresting Officer: That is your receipt for your husband... and this is my receipt for your receipt."

"All I can say is don't fall at the last fence. The finishing post's in sight. See you in the paddock... keep your eye…"

"I do assure you, Mrs. Buttle, the Ministry is very scrupulous about following up and eradicating any error. If you ha…"

"[to Jill] You won't believe this, I know it's going to sound incredible, but I've been dreaming about you. No, not li…"

"Well, that's a pipe of a different color."

"Listen, this whole system of yours could be on fire and I couldn't even turn on the kitchen tap without filling out a…"

"Listen, kid, we're all in it together."

"Jill? Yes... Sam I think I ought to tell you. I'm afraid she's upped stumps and retired to the pavilion. Thrown in th…"

"Bill, Department of Works: Mistakes? We don't make mistakes."