"This band behind me'll tell you that that trophy means more to me than owt else in the whole world. But they'd be wro…"

"[as Mr. Chuckles] So God was creating man. And his little assistant came up to him and he said: "Hey, we've got all t…"

"[as Mr. Chuckles, about God] What's He doing? He can take John Lennon. He can take those three young lads down at Ain…"

"Fed up with the system. Ticked off at the establishment. And mad about... each other."

"Ewan McGregor - Andy Barrow"

"Pete Postlethwaite - Danny"

"Tara Fitzgerald - Gloria"

"Stephen Tompkinson - Phil"

"Jim Carter - Harry"

"Philip Jackson - Jim"