"Well I couldn't just fly there, Ape..."

"The most important element of breaking into a house is a flashlight, a flashlight will keep ya' on target. You don't …"

"My name's Scott Bradford. I'm 19, gonna be 20 in, like, December. [metal clanging]"

"I'm gonna get to the bottom of this, and I don't give a fuck if you're at the top!"

"I will better the film, [Honking car horn] For the good, [Honking car horn] Of the film."

"Lynyrd Skynyrd ain't the only one with a sweet home... Alabama."

"Ralph could you please sit down and behave yourself or we are going to have to throw you out. As a matter of fact Ral…"

"Sir Henry you haven't been asked a question for a while. And I'm not going to ask you one."

"Well that wraps up another episode, let me tell ya, balls are good and eels are delicious and I'm sitting here with t…"

"Lunch special 8.99, kids eat free.......shit."