"It's like being at school. Except you can't leave."

"Gay unions, what is that about? I haven't been invited to any ceremonies, and I wouldn't go anyway. The idea that gay…"

"Madonna is "a living, breathing cash register"."

"I was pleased because he is the first American rapper to say something positive about gay people. I met his mum, she'…"

"I'm not gay, and I'm not a transvestite."

"Hello, I'm Boy George, and you are watching RBTV. Come out of the closet, all you students - we want you!"

"Sex? Eine Tasse Tee ist mir lieber."

"Schwule Verpartnerungen, was ist das denn? Ich bin bis jetzt zu keinen Trauungen eingeladen worden, und ich würde auc…"

"Religion ist wie eine schöne Blume mit scharfen Zähnen."

"Wer Dankbarkeit fordert, verdient keine."