"Old Man Howard, that Old Man Howard, he just keeps rolling, just keeps rolling."

"The tragedy of the stooge is that even if he thinks this through, he wants so much to believe that his relationship w…"

"Life isn't like coursework, baby. It's one damn essay crisis after another."

"I accused men of being responsible for a social breakdown which is costing us all, as taxpayers, £9.1 billion per yea…"

"With £90 billion currently spent on welfare, the great economic issues of our time are social. They are moral. And ye…"

"The modern British male is useless. If he is blue collar, he is likely to be drunk, criminal, aimless, feckless and h…"

"Something must be found, first, to restore women's desire to be married. That means addressing the feebleness of the …"

"Weep O ye shirt-makers of Jermyn Street ye Cool Britannia tailors and whatever exists of human finer feeling In the M…"

"On the other hand we don’t want our children being taught some rubbish about homosexual marriage being the same as no…"

"I'm very attracted to it. I may be diverting from Tory party policy here, but I don't care."