"When I was married, my wife suggested I write a song about her. So I wrote 'She's Got Balls' and then she divorced me!"

"My new schoolmates threatened to kick the shit out of me when they heard my Scottish accent. I had one week to learn …"

"Angus? I think he's kinda crazy. Since the first night I saw the band way back in Australia, I knew their manager, an…"

"Malcolm? He's the brain [of the band]."

"What's a punk band? Hey, who's got a beer?"

"I can't even say the word, it's too early in the day to get upset."

"It keeps you fit - the alcohol, nasty women, sweat on stage, bad food - it's all very good for you."

"I've never had a message for someone in my entire life. Except maybe to give out my room number."

"I'm 33...before AC/DC I've played in a lot of bands in Australia. You're never too old to rock and roll."

"I don't give a fuck what else on the rider, as long I've got Jack Daniels."