"I don't want to see you Mr. Warner. There are two teams out there; one is trying to play cricket and the other is not…"

"England must develop a new type of bowler and fresh ideas and strange tactics to curb his almost uncanny skill."

"You fellas have no idea what sort of summer this is going to be."

"Well, I'll be fooked."

"It was the most unsportsmanlike act ever witnessed on an Australian cricket field."

"The game is too good to be spoilt. It's time some people got out of it."

"If legislation is responsible for the eradication of leg theory, cricket will have become an invalid and will be like…"

"Body-line was not an incident, it was not an accident, it was not a temporary aberration. It was the violence and fer…"

"Matthew Hoggard called the Prime Minister a knob when we were celebrating winning the Ashes at a Downing Street funct…"

"England have only three major problems. They can't bat, they can't bowl and they can't field."