"Peter: Come on, you're worryin' about nothin'. Lois: Oh? Remember when you got drunk off the communion wine at church? [cutaway to a priest giving a sermon at church] Priest: And so the Lord God smote poor Job with festering boils all over his body... God: [sitting in one of the pews] Aw, man, I hate it when he tells this story. Priest:...yet, miraculously, Job was still able to maintain his dignity. Peter: [He is seen drinking lots of communion wine, he coughs] Woah, is that really the blood of Christ? Priest: Yes. Peter: Man, that guy must've been wasted 24 hours a day, eh? [cut back to the kitchen] Lois: And then there was that time at the ice cream store... [cutaway to the family at an ice cream store] Peter: Aw, butter rum's my favorite! [licks and passes out immediately] [cut back to the kitchen] Brian: And remember you had an Irish coffee the day we went to see Philadelphia? [cutaway to a movie theater. Everyone is sobbing, except for Peter who stares blankly, then claps his hands] Peter: I got it. That's the guy from Big. Tom Hanks! That's it, aw, funny guy, Tom Hanks! Everything he says is a stitch! Hanks: [on screen] I have AIDS. [Peter laughing]"