"Let him kindle the sacrificial fire while his hair is still black."

"Change it [white hair] with something but avoid black."

"A happy vicar I might have been Two hundred years ago, To preach upon eternal doom And watch my walnuts growBut born,…"

"Indeed it was a tradition of Ibn Abbas (Allah accept of him!) that the Apostle said, 'Whoso cutteth his hair on a Fri…"

"i like, slowly stroking the,shocking fuzz of your electric furr,and what-is-it comes over parting flesh ...."

"Why pluck the bristles from your worn out cleft, Hoary and grizzled by time's onward march? For wanton tricks you've …"

"Her pubic hair grew like a patch of grass that had been trampled by a passing army."

"Depending upon shock tactics is easy, whereas writing a good play is difficult. Pubic hair is no substitute for wit."

"Why dost thou pluck each hair from thy aged cunt Ligia? Why rouse the embers of thy deadened lust? Such delicacy befi…"

"In that you pluck each hair from your breast, from your legs, from your arms; in that your prick is shaven, and cover…"