"In your text, treat Africa as if it were one country. It is hot and dusty with rolling grasslands and huge herds of a…"

"Africa is big: fifty-four countries, 900 million people who are too busy starving and dying and warring and emigratin…"

"Make sure you show how Africans have music and rhythm deep in their souls, and eat things no other humans eat."

"Africa is the only continent you can love—take advantage of this. If you are a man, thrust yourself into her warm vir…"

"Africa is to be pitied, worshipped or dominated. Whichever angle you take, be sure to leave the strong impression tha…"

"The Loyal Servant always behaves like a seven-year-old and needs a firm hand; he is scared of snakes, good with child…"

"The Modern African is a fat man who steals and works in the visa office, refusing to give work permits to qualified W…"

"Among your characters you must always include The Starving African, who wanders the refugee camp nearly naked, and wa…"

"When talking about exploitation by foreigners mention the Chinese and Indian traders. Blame the West for Africa’s sit…"

"Never have a picture of a well-adjusted African on the cover of your book, or in it, unless that African has won the …"