"Jessica Nakamura as Tricia Labonte (Grade 1)"

"Jacelyn Holmes as 2nd Grade"

"[first lines; singing while relaxing in his pool] Suntan lotion is good for me; you protect me, tee-hee-hee! Oh, the …"

"It's too damn hot for a penguin to be walking around here."

"All the people at the zoo are real nice, Mr. Penguin. They'll treat you real respectable like."

"[waves the shampoo bottle as if it is talking] Shampoo is better; I go on first and clean the hair! [waves the condit…"

"Is that it, Dad? Did the penguin tell you to do this?"

"He said "poop"!"

"[about Eric] Uh, Dad, do we have to discuss this with Captain Dipshit here?"

"Conor Devitt as O'Doyle (Grade 1)"