"I lift barbell plates. I eat T-bone steaks. I'm sweeter than a German chocolate cake. How much more of me can you take?"

"I'm the reflection of perfection, the number one selection."

"I'm the man of the hour, the man with the power, too sweet to be sour."

"I am the women's pet, the men's regret. What you see is what you get. And what you don't see is better yet."

"I float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. There's nobody as beautiful or as powerful as me!"

"I am the sensation of the nation. The number-one creation."

"This is what the world waits for. The world out there asks, 'What's the Superstar going to wear next?' Not, 'Who's he…"

"Marilyn Monroe looks her best when she is sitting on the Superstar's chest (On wearing a Marilyn Monroe t-shirt.)"

"Great is your faithfulness oh Lord!! My Redeemer, my protector, my sustainer thank you for how far you've brought me …"

"Reluctantly, I sent for my platoon and gave the unwelcome order ... to carry the heavy weapons and equipment by hand.…"