"[Someone in the crowd yells "Freebird"] Please quit yelling that. It's not funny, it's not clever; it's stupid, it's …"

"I left in love, in laughter, and in truth and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit."

"All governments are lying cocksuckers."

"It's all about money, not freedom, y'all, okay? Nothing to do with fuckin' freedom. If you think you're free, try goi…"

"Yeah, good to be here. I haven't been here in two years...[no applause]...thanks. It's that warmth I've missed in Aus…"

"Where have I been? I've been on my flying saucer tour. Which means like flying saucers I too have been appearing in s…"

"You know I've noticed a certain anti-intellectualism going around this country ever since around 1980, coincidentally…"

"There's some serious pockets of humanity out there. Go to some of these truck stops in the middle of nowhere you'll m…"

"I saw a sign on the side of the road in Tennessee once that said 'dirt for sale'...what a great country we live in. D…"

"The idea of getting a, you know, syringe full of heroin and shooting it in the vein under my cock right now seems lik…"