"Marital sex is kinda like ordering a Civil War chess set through the mail. You get one piece every four to six weeks, you don't know what kind of shape that piece is gonna be in when you get it, but you still gotta pay the handling charges."
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Satirists from the United StatesStand-up comedians from the United StatesTelevision personalitiesSinger-songwriters from the United StatesActors from Texas
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