"According to an opinion poll, 13 per cent of women in the United States cannot say whether they wear their tights under their knickers or over them. That's something like 12 million women walking around in a state of chronic foundation garment uncertainty. Perhaps because I so seldom wear ladies' clothing I don't fully appreciate the challenge involved, but I am almost certain that if I did wear tights with knickers I would know which was on top. More to the point, if a stranger with a clipboard came up to me in the street and asked me how my underwear was configured, I don't believe I would tell him that I didn't know."
Quote Details
Added by wikiquote-import-bot
Unverified quote
0 likes
Humorists from the United StatesAcademics from the United StatesMemoirists from the United StatesTravel writersAgnostics from the United States
Original Language: English
Available Languages (1)
Sources
Imported from EN Wikiquote
https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Bill_Bryson
Revision History
No revisions have been submitted for this quote.
Categories
Bill Bryson
84 quotes on TrueQuotesView all quotes by Bill Bryson →
Related Quotes
"And then suddenly I would realize that I couldn’t remember, hadn’t actually consciously experienced, any of the last …"
""Wow, look at all the places you can park,” he said, as if for all these years he had been cruising endlessly, unable…"
"He hit the water—impacted really is the word for it—at over six hundred miles an hour, with a report so loud that it …"
"I remember being profoundly amazed that anyone would suppose that a little wooden desk would provide a safe haven in …"
"So to sleep on the sleeping porch required preparation. First, you put on long underwear, pajamas, jeans, a sweatshir…"
"In those days kitchen matches were heavy-duty implements—more like signal flares than the weedy sticks we get today. …"
"I knew more things in the first ten years of my life than I believe I have known at any time since. I knew everything…"
"On April 3, 1956, according to news reports, a Mrs. Julia Chase of Hagerstown, Maryland, while on a tour of the White…"
"Making models was reputed to be hugely enjoyable... But when you got the kit home and opened the box the contents tur…"
"Nearly a quarter of American men were in the Armed forces [in 1968]. The rest were in school, in prison, or were Geor…"