"[Sam: Check my record. I'm not in the game.] Murder weapon in your lap? Trunk full of cocaine? You're in the game, Sam."

"[regarding Axel] He's not my dad. I mean, he's-- He's my dad, he hasn't been a dad."

"You didn’t hear about the Winnipeg trade? I’m the new man up in this bitch."

"You made an assumption based on [indicates his skin color] this that I did not like hockey."

"What are you staring at? What is this, a union job? Well, we don't give OSHA breaks here. Move, bitch!"

"Seriously, this is your squad car? You know, part of me rather get locked up for resisting arrest than get put in thi…"

"[picking up on Bobby and his daughter's relationship] Have you two had intercourse?"

"The point that I'm trying to make, is that when I do something like try to teach you how to get out of handcuffs, tha…"

"You're my only child, right? And I've only been a father as long as you've been a daughter. We're making this up as w…"

"Oh, I don't need luck, babycakes. See, I control the narrative. Enriques, Copeland, Rosewood, Foley. There's only one…"