"Catherine O'Hara - Cookie Guggelman Fleck"

"Eugene Levy - Gerald 'Gerry' Fleck"

"Jay Brazeau - Dr. Chuck Nelken"

"Parker Posey - Meg Swan"

"Sherri Ann Cabot: Leslie and I have an amazing relationship and it's very physical, he still pushes all my buttons. P…"

"Michael Hitchcock - Hamilton Swan"

"Stefan Vanderhoof: If you're ever buying a shampoo sink go right to the Dutch. The French know nothing about shampooing."

"Christy Cummings: We started this magazine, "American Bitch". It's a focus on the issues of the lesbian pure bred dog…"

"Now tell me, which one of these dogs would you want to have as your wide receiver on your football team?"

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