"[Taking Jonnie to a library] When we attacked your planet, all your soldiers and all their advanced technology could …"

"Never underestimate what a little leverage can do, rat-brain!"

"Attention. This is Terl, your chief of security. Exterminate all man-animals at will, and happy hunting!"

"You have been quite a challenge, rat-brain, and you're going to make a hell of a conversation piece when you're stuff…"

"I am going to make you as happy as a baby Psychlo on a straight diet of kerbango."

"Look at the bright side! You may not be wallowing in luxury on Psychlo, but at least you finally got your gold. [laughs]"

"Battlefield Earth has the feel of a movie made by a precocious 8-year-old with access to too many leftover costumes f…"

"The plot depends on the most ludicrous decisions and senseless actions ever made by a thinking race."

"...a picture that will be hailed without controversy as the worst of its kind ever made."

"Sylvain Landry as Sammy"