"It's Phase III that the disease gets personal! It convinces the ninja that life itself is out to get it!"
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Ask a Ninja
Ask a Ninja is a series of comedy videos about the image of ninjas in popular culture available in podcast and vodcast form, as well as in the popular mov and wmv file formats. The first episode was released in November 2005, but production and editing of that initial episode is not as proficient as the episodes from number 2 (January 2006) onwards.
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