"It's a trick. Get an axe."

"[trying out his new prosthetic gloved hand] Groovy!"

"[about to kiss Sheila] Gimme some sugar, baby."

"Good, bad... I'm the guy with the gun."

"Three books? Wait a minute... hold it. Nobody said anything about three books! Ooh, that stinkin' wiseman! He was so …"

"Klaatu Barada NNNNNNecktie. Nectar. Nickel. Noodle. It's an "N" word, it's definitely an "N" word! Klaatu... Barada..…"

"Keep your damn filthy bones outta my mouth!"

"[crushing skeletons with boulders] OH, THAT'S GOTTA HURT!"

"[sets "Evil Ash" on fire, then swings towards him on a rope] TALLY HOOOO! [kicks him off the castle wall]"

"All right, you primitive screw-heads, listen up! See this? This... is my 'BOOMSTICK!' [continuing nonchalantly] It's …"