"Out came Ms. Hilton in a Juicy track suit, chattering away like a gibbon on her jewel-encrusted cell phone. It was li…"

"Look at you, turning on me like a Pomeranian!"

"Your body is a temple, whether you're a Jew or not."

"[Referring to actress Winona Ryder] Get over it! Your "wide-eyed, gamine, trembling chipmunk" thing! Get over it!"

"[Referring to the radio station program director] I'll get him to call me some day, even if it means spilling cheese …"

"We've talked about coffee enemas and they're perfectly fine, except the doughnuts get stuck in the hose. And that jus…"

"I remember when we were filming last year, someone was like, 'Are you guys ready for your lives to change?' And we we…"

"She's bolder than I am, and she's more of a risk taker, and that was something I thought would be a challenge. But I …"

"I've seen shows on Broadway, and I've been through Times Square many, many, many times, not always willingly through …"

"A lot of times YA is associated with women and female audiences, and that's why sometimes it gets pushed aside. Every…"