"[watching Kit and Rob through binoculars] Respectable young Quaker couple returning from a quiet afternoon of nonviol…"

"Hey guy, your fly is open and your Hostess Twinkie is hanging out."

"Muffy hasn't been in an institution for three years, she's been at Vassar!"

"Guess who's going to be the life of the party!"

"April Fool’s Day was conceived as a parody of the genre from the very beginning, hence, April Fool’s Day instead of s…"

"Jay Baker — Harvey Edison, Jr."

"Deborah Foreman — Muffy/Buffy St. John"

"Deborah Goodrich — Nikki Brashares"

"Griffin O'Neal — Skip St. John"

"Leah Pinsent — Nan Youngblood"