"It's not important to me to make other people at ease. I am difficult, but that's 'cause I don’t really give a fuck."

"I always said I never wanted to write about love, but then I went and did that anyway."

"I know there are people in the world who have worse problems than falling in love and having it blow up in your face,…"

"Life's short. Anything could happen, and it usually does, so there is no point in sitting around thinking about all t…"

"There's no point in saying anything except the truth."

"You should be stronger than me, But instead you're longer than frozen turkey, Why'd you always put me in control? All…"

"You can't sit down right, Cause your jeans are too tight, And you're lucky it's ladies night. With your big empty pur…"

"You've got a degree in philosophy, So you think you're cleverer than me. But I'm not just some drama queen, Cos it's …"

"You'll never get my mind right like 2 ships passing in the night."

"I'm a songwriter but she [Katie Melua] has her songs written for her... She must think it's her fucking lucky day... …"