""BLEACH-EE"? You trying to say "Bleach-ee"? Bleach-ee, oh my god. Two things. One: You can't bleach a Cerruti. Out of…"

"If you don't shut your fucking mouth, I will kill you."

"Listen, I CANNOT UNDERSTAND YOU! This is crazy! You're a fool, I can't cope with this STUPID BITCH-EE! UNDERSTAND?!"

"I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?"

"[to a bartender, who doesn't seem to notice] You're a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death and play around…"

"I live in the American Gardens Building on West 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 yea…"

"I have all the characteristics of a human being: flesh, blood, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emot…"

"There is a moment of sheer panic when I realize that Paul's apartment overlooks the park... and is obviously more exp…"

"I'm on the verge of tears by the time we arrive at Espace, since I'm positive we won't have a decent table, but we do…"

"[repeated line] I have to return some videotapes."