"Toni: Well... straight couples get respect when they marry. Maybe we need to make some kind of symbolic affirmation o…"

"Harriet: [making an excuse] Um... I'm looking for a copy of The Wheat-Free Guide to Creative Visualization in Co-depe…"

"Mo: I... y'know, um... I'm really attracted to you! [thought bubble:] Omigod! Who said that?! Caption: A horrifying s…"

"Ginger: [hauling Clarice up stairs in a wheelchair]: This ivory tower needs some ramps! Clarice: What are you saying,…"

"Mo: Toni, come on! I know you're in a lot of pain, but you hafta look at the grand scheme of things! Listen, the envi…"

"Lois: Good coffee, huh? Emma: Lois, I think you're a very attractive woman and I'd like to sleep with you. Lois: [cho…"

"Clarice: [proposing to Toni] I'll be your lawyer if you'll be my accountant."

"Clarice: [getting cold feet] There's still time! Toni: We can just call everyone and say we're terribly sorry but som…"

"Mo: Ginger, how can you think about sex at a time like this? Madmen are about to destroy the earth! Ginger: Can you t…"

"Mo: Thanks for the lentils! I have to go home now and rethink my priorities!"