"Where there's hooch, there's hope."

"How many alcohol related deaths a year? 100,000? That's, what, 270 a day? Tragedy. How many firearms related deaths a…"

"Every inordinate cup is unbless'd, and the ingredient is a devil."

"If all be true that I do think, There are five reasons we should drink: Good wine, a friend, or being dry, Or lest we…"

"No substance in nature, as far as yet known, has, when it reaches the brain, such power to induce mental and moral ch…"

"Or merry swains, who quaff the nut-brown ale, And sing enamour'd of the nut-brown maid."

"Nose, nose, jolly red nose, And who gave thee that jolly red nose? Nutmegs and ginger, cinammon and cloves; And they …"

"Nose, nose, nose, nose! And who gave you that jolly red nose! Sinamont and ginger, nutmegs and cloves, And that gave …"

"Woe unto them that rise up early in the morning, that they may follow strong drink; that continue until night, till w…"

"Candy is dandy But liquor is quicker."