"All this talk of meta narratives has me expecting to disappear once this scene ends."

"Back to the beginning. We all come to a story with hopes and expectations, looking for an answer. Sometimes, it would…"

"You can't make something out of nothing. Even in the Dark Place, where the rules hardly apply, it’s very complicated …"

"How many writers does it take to finish a story? One for each draft. It's the same writer, but at a different point i…"

"I dive to the bottom to find the answer, the map-- the map and the key and the compass is combined to form a door lea…"

"I'm lost! I'm lost in the dark, drowning. I'm drowning... I'm drowning, no way out. There's no way out. Sinking deepe…"

"Now you see the sexy monster within me!"

"How do you run from an idea? From a thought? From a story that lives in your head? You can't escape your fears. You c…"

"What the fuck?!"

"After this, I'm sure we'll all be eagerly awaiting the culmination of this Hero's Journey trilogy of yours! A book ca…"