"It all began with Adam. He was the first man to tell a joke β or a lie. How lucky Adam was. He knew when he said a good thing, nobody had said it before. Adam was not alone in the Garden of Eden, however, and does not deserve all the credit; much is due to Eve, the first woman, and Satan, the first consultant."
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Mark Twain, Notebook (1867).
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