"[commenting on crows] Those things are always waiting for something to die so they can eat it. What a weird job."

"Hank, do you ever feel evil?"

"I wish somebody else had found that money."

"We don't have anything in common, me and him, except maybe our last name."

"I mean, hell, Hank, I've never even kissed a girl. You know, if me becoming rich is gonna change all that, you know I…"

"Nobody'd ever believe that you'd be capable of doing what you've done."

"Sometimes good people do evil things."

"Four million dollars and plenty of change."

"They've worked hard all their lives, but they still can't afford the American Dream. Stealing it is even better."

"Billy Bob Thornton as Jacob Mitchell"