"I will talk to you of Art, for there is nothing else to talk about, for there is nothing else... Life is an obscure h…"

"I refuse to say anything twice. Repetition is death... When you repeat something, you are reliving a moment, wasting …"

"I'm proud to say my poetry is only understood by that minority which is aware."

"Attention. Attention, everyone! As you passed through these yellow portals I'm sure you noticed on your right a small…"

"Life is an obscure hobo, bumming a ride on the omnibus of art."

"The bird that flies now pays later through the nose of ambidextrous apathy. Necrophiles may dance upon the placemats …"

"A Comedy of Errors! A Comedy of Terrors!"

"The Picture That'll Make You... sick sick SICK with Laughter!"

"Roger Corman's Cult Classic is Bloody Good Fun!"

"You'll be sick - from laughing!"