"This is a story of boy meets girl. The boy, Tom Hansen of Margate, New Jersey, grew up believing that he'd never trul…"

"For Tom Hansen, this was the night where everything changed. That wall Summer so often hid behind - the wall of dista…"

"Most days of the year are unremarkable. They begin, and they end, with no lasting memories made in between. Most days…"

"If Tom had learned anything, it was that you can't ascribe great cosmic significance to a simple Earthly event. Coinc…"

"People don't realize this, but loneliness is underrated."

"Darling. I don't know how to tell you this, but there's a Chinese family in our bathroom."

"Why make something disposable like a building when you can make something that lasts forever, like a greeting card."

"You never wanted to be anybody's girlfriend, and now you're someone's wife?"

"Either she's an evil, emotionless, miserable human being, or... she's a robot."

"The following is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental. Especially you …"