"They're spitefully romantic."

"Julia Stiles - Kat Stratford, Walter’s daughter and Bianca’s older sister"

"It's not everyday you find a girl who'll flash someone to get you out of detention."

"You're asking me out? That's so cute! What's your name again?"

"I happen to like being adored, thank you."

"How do I loathe thee? Let me count the ways."

"Remove head from sphincter, then drive!"

"I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car, I hate it when you sta…"

"No drinking, no drugs, no kissing, no tattoos, no piercings, no ritualistic animal slaughters of any kind. Oh, God, I…"

"I burn, I pine, I perish!"