"I clawed my way out of Willamette. I fought hard to uncover the truth of what happened at that mall. And things were good...real good...for a while. Then, I let things get to me. I let things get out of control. I think deep down, I knew I had to uncover what was really going on. Things got pretty dark, but this is my chance...to get back in the game."

"These zombies… they're annoying, sure, but they're easy to kill. You know, kinda… kinda fun, even. The real threat is the people. An outbreak like this does things to men. The violence. The death. Seeing loved ones die… change… It makes people snap. Just like that. People just like you and me. Just when humanity should be coming together, they turn on each other instead."

"(Enraged at the cause of his wife's death) YOU BASTARD! YOU DID IT! YOU CAUSED THE VEGAS OUTBREAK TOO, DIDN'T YOU?!?! YOU KILLED MY WIFE! DESTROYED MY FAMILY!"

"You bastard. You're on their payroll!"

"Fortune City was a small price to pay to preserve our country's way of life!"

"Everything that we have done has been absolutely necessary!"

"What the hell? That's not magic!"

"I don't think you're going to sell a lot of ice cream right now. And I am not getting into your car."

"Hey, a nickel!"

"I still got my Space Jam skills!"

"Did you ever get the feeling that you was being rendered?"

"Darn special effects. The diamond!"

"Up up and away!"

"Joe Alaskey as Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, ACME Chairman"

"Billy West as Elmer Fudd"

"Hey, another five cents!"