Dead Rising 2: Off the Record

"What the hell? That's not magic!"

"I don't think you're going to sell a lot of ice cream right now. And I am not getting into your car."

"No way, pal! I'm not here for work. This... is my VACATION!"

"I always thought you had a crush on me. Too bad I don't dig flat chicks."

"I clawed my way out of Willamette. I fought hard to uncover the truth of what happened at that mall. And things were good...real good...for a while. Then, I let things get to me. I let things get out of control. I think deep down, I knew I had to uncover what was really going on. Things got pretty dark, but this is my chance...to get back in the game."

"These zombies… they're annoying, sure, but they're easy to kill. You know, kinda… kinda fun, even. The real threat is the people. An outbreak like this does things to men. The violence. The death. Seeing loved ones die… change… It makes people snap. Just like that. People just like you and me. Just when humanity should be coming together, they turn on each other instead."