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"So happy to be on the road with the driving, steering, and cellphone-related mishaps."
"Crime doesn't take a vacation, but I do."
"Well Neddy, I'm sure we're gonna have ourselves a busy day!"
"Come and ride in the Lord's chariot."
"I love the smell of gasoline in the morning."
"Dude, get in the car and let's go."
"All right, a sucker."
"We're off to the races."
"All right, easy money."
"Get in. I got candy!"
"What part of "Get in" don't you understand?"
"Seatbelt schmeatbelt."
"I am so smart, I am so smart, S-M-R-T--- I mean S-M-A-R-T!"
"It's time for some Road Rage! Bart Simpson style!"
"Time to make some cold hard cash! (evil laugh)"
"No problemo."
"Hold on tight!"
"Get ready for the electric speed!"
"Oh I sure hope I don't fall asleep on the wheel."
"Don't make Willie angry. You wouldn't like Willie when he's angry."
"Millions of children watch my show! Alright thousands! Okay dozens..."
"Uh, I hope no one pukes in the car again. Yuck!"
"Time to make some moola!"
"Get in the car, please. I have many places to go today."
"Whoa, its my turn to drive already??!"
"Hi, I'll be your driver today."
"Moe money, Moe money."
"Just leave the driving to me, dude."
"Time to dish out some justice. Wiggum style!"
"Outta my way, jerkass!"
"Iām not a very good driver."
"I'm a lean, mean... speed thingy!"
"I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean S-M-A-R-T!"
"Smashy smashy!"
"Sexy mommy needs a ride!"
"Slow and steady wins the race."
"I am evil Homer! I am evil Homer!"
Young though he was, his radiant energy produced such an impression of absolute reliability that Hedgewar made him the first sarkaryavah, or general secretary, of the RSS.
- Gopal Mukund Huddar
Largely because of the influence of communists in London, Huddar's conversion into an enthusiastic supporter of the fight against fascism was quick and smooth. The ease with which he crossed from one worldview to another betrays the fact that he had not properly understood the world he had grown in.
Huddar would have been 101 now had he been alive. But then centenaries are not celebrated only to register how old so and so would have been and when. They are usually celebrated to explore how much poorer our lives are without them. Maharashtrian public life is poorer without him. It is poorer for not having made the effort to recall an extraordinary life.
I regret I was not there to listen to Balaji Huddar's speech [...] No matter how many times you listen to him, his speeches are so delightful that you feel like listening to them again and again.
By the time he came out of Franco's prison, Huddar had relinquished many of his old ideas. He displayed a worldview completely different from that of the RSS, even though he continued to remain deferential to Hedgewar and maintained a personal relationship with him.