The Simpsons Road Rage (video game)

"Get in. I got candy!"

"What part of "Get in" don't you understand?"

"Seatbelt schmeatbelt."

"I am so smart, I am so smart, S-M-R-T--- I mean S-M-A-R-T!"

"It's time for some Road Rage! Bart Simpson style!"

"Time to make some cold hard cash! (evil laugh)"

"No problemo."

"Hold on tight!"

"Get ready for the electric speed!"

"Oh I sure hope I don't fall asleep on the wheel."

"Don't make Willie angry. You wouldn't like Willie when he's angry."

"Millions of children watch my show! Alright thousands! Okay dozens..."

"Uh, I hope no one pukes in the car again. Yuck!"

"Time to make some moola!"

"Get in the car, please. I have many places to go today."

"Whoa, its my turn to drive already??!"

"Hi, I'll be your driver today."

"Moe money, Moe money."

"Just leave the driving to me, dude."

"Time to dish out some justice. Wiggum style!"

"Crime doesn't take a vacation, but I do."

"Well Neddy, I'm sure we're gonna have ourselves a busy day!"

"Come and ride in the Lord's chariot."

"I love the smell of gasoline in the morning."

"Dude, get in the car and let's go."

"All right, a sucker."

"We're off to the races."

"All right, easy money."

"So happy to be on the road with the driving, steering, and cellphone-related mishaps."