spy-parody-films

"Hey! What's going on? I'm Teddy Jackson, and I welcome you guys to my first ever non-contact boxing class. It's called Teddy-box. It's all the "wow" without the "ow"."

"Welcome. Welcome to Teddybox. I, of course, am Teddy Jackson, and guess what? Here, the only opponent is yourself. Don't you forget it."

"I was raised by my grandfather on a frozen lake 50 miles from nowhere. He was a kind man. He taught me many useful things."

"Hitman meets Dead Man."

"Kevin Hart as Teddy"

"Woody Harrelson as "The Man from Toronto""

"Jasmine Mathews as Lori"

"as Agent Lawrence"

"as Agent Davis"

"Alejandro de Hoyos as Colonel Marin"

"as Daniela Marin"

"as The Handler"

"as "The Man from Miami""

"as "The Man from Tokyo""

"as "The Man from Moscow""

"Glenn Ennis, Justin Howell and Nathaniel Shuker as The Tacoma Brothers, collectively known as "The Man from Tacoma""

"as Agent Santoro"

"Martin Roach as Marty"

"Elizabeth Hurley - Vanessa Kensington"

"Michael York - Basil Exposition"

"Mimi Rogers - Mrs. Kensington"

"Robert Wagner - Number Two"

"Seth Green - Scott Evil"

"Oh, behave!"

"Mindy Sterling - Frau Farbissina"

"Paul Dillon - Patty O'Brien"

"Charles Napier - Commander Gilmour"

"Will Ferrell - Mustafa"

"Fabiana Udenio - Alotta Fagina"

"Groovy, baby!"

"Yeah, baby, yeah!"

"[at the Electric Psychedelic Pussycat Swingers' Club] It's my happening, baby, and it freaks me out!"

"My God, Vanessa's got a fabulous body. I bet she shags like a minx. How do I tell her that, because of the unfreezing process, I have no inner-monologue? [beat] I hope I didn't say that out loud just now."

"Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later?"

"Pardon me for being rude."

"Jimi Hendrix: Deceased, drugs. Janis Joplin: Deceased, alcohol. Mama Cass: Deceased, ham sandwich."

"[after getting hit in the head by Random Task's shoe] That really hurt! I'm gonna have a lump there, you idiot. Who throws his shoe? Honestly. You fight like a woman."

"[first lines; face not shown] Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my underground lair. I have gathered here before me the world's deadliest assassins. And yet, each of you has failed to kill Austin Powers. That makes me angry. And when Dr. Evil gets angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset, people DIE!! [ejecting most of the henchmen, minus Number 2, Frau Farbassina, and Mustafa] Why must I be surrounded by frickin' idiots?! [ejecting again, minus the three same] Mustafa, Frau Farbissina, I spared your lives because I need you to help me rid the world of Britain's top secret agent, the only man who can stop me now. We must kill Austin Powers!"

"Throw me a frickin' bone here!"

"There's nothing more pathetic than an aging hipster."

"Gentlemen, it's come to my attention that a breakaway Russian republic, Kreplachistan, is about to transfer a nuclear warhead to the United Nations in a few days. Here's the plan. We get the warhead, and we hold the world ransom for...$1,000,000."

"[last lines; in his frozen chamber at the end of the film] I'm gonna get you, Austin Powers! It's frickin' freezing in here, Mr. Bigglesworth."

"If he were any cooler, he'd still be frozen, baby!"

"Frozen in the 60's... thawing spring '97, baby!"

"Debonair. Defiant. Defrosted."

"Mike Myers - Austin Powers/Dr. Evil"