Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

"Oh, behave!"

"Groovy, baby!"

"Yeah, baby, yeah!"

"[at the Electric Psychedelic Pussycat Swingers' Club] It's my happening, baby, and it freaks me out!"

"My God, Vanessa's got a fabulous body. I bet she shags like a minx. How do I tell her that, because of the unfreezing process, I have no inner-monologue? [beat] I hope I didn't say that out loud just now."

"Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later?"

"Pardon me for being rude."

"Jimi Hendrix: Deceased, drugs. Janis Joplin: Deceased, alcohol. Mama Cass: Deceased, ham sandwich."

"[after getting hit in the head by Random Task's shoe] That really hurt! I'm gonna have a lump there, you idiot. Who throws his shoe? Honestly. You fight like a woman."

"[first lines; face not shown] Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my underground lair. I have gathered here before me the world's deadliest assassins. And yet, each of you has failed to kill Austin Powers. That makes me angry. And when Dr. Evil gets angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset, people DIE!! [ejecting most of the henchmen, minus Number 2, Frau Farbassina, and Mustafa] Why must I be surrounded by frickin' idiots?! [ejecting again, minus the three same] Mustafa, Frau Farbissina, I spared your lives because I need you to help me rid the world of Britain's top secret agent, the only man who can stop me now. We must kill Austin Powers!"

"Throw me a frickin' bone here!"

"There's nothing more pathetic than an aging hipster."

"Gentlemen, it's come to my attention that a breakaway Russian republic, Kreplachistan, is about to transfer a nuclear warhead to the United Nations in a few days. Here's the plan. We get the warhead, and we hold the world ransom for...$1,000,000."

"[last lines; in his frozen chamber at the end of the film] I'm gonna get you, Austin Powers! It's frickin' freezing in here, Mr. Bigglesworth."

"If he were any cooler, he'd still be frozen, baby!"

"Frozen in the 60's... thawing spring '97, baby!"

"Debonair. Defiant. Defrosted."

"Mike Myers - Austin Powers/Dr. Evil"

"Elizabeth Hurley - Vanessa Kensington"

"Michael York - Basil Exposition"

"Mimi Rogers - Mrs. Kensington"

"Robert Wagner - Number Two"

"Seth Green - Scott Evil"

"Fabiana Udenio - Alotta Fagina"

"Mindy Sterling - Frau Farbissina"

"Paul Dillon - Patty O'Brien"

"Charles Napier - Commander Gilmour"

"Will Ferrell - Mustafa"