Mad Max: Fury Road

"Joy Smithers - a Vuvalini"

"I am the one who runs from both the living and the dead, hunted by scavengers, haunted by those I could not protect. So I exist in this wasteland, a man reduced to a single instinct: survive."

"Fuck! How much more can they take from me? They got my blood, now it's my car!"

"You know, hope is a mistake. If you can't fix what's broken, you'll, uh... you'll go insane."

"[to Furiosa] Look, it'll be a hard day. But I guarantee you that a hundred and sixty days' ride that way... there's nothing but salt. [points back] At least that way, we might be able to, together, come across some kind of redemption."

"[to an unconscious Furiosa] Max. My name is Max. Mm. Mmm. Mm. Mmm. That's my name."

"Out here, everything hurts."

"You wanna get through this? Do as I say. Now pick up what you can and run."

"You're sitting on two thousand horse power of nitro-boosted war machine."

"I am your redeemer! It is by my hand you will rise from the ashes of this world!"

"Do not, my friends, become addicted to water. It will take hold of you and you will resent its absence."

"Ah, MEDIOCRE!"

"You will ride eternal, shiny and chrome!"

"If I'm going to die, I'm going to die historic, on the fury road!"

"Oh, what a day! WHAT A LOVELY DAY!"

"I am the man who grabs the sun, riding to Valhalla! Witness me, blood bag! Witness!"

"I live. I die. I live again!"

"I never thought I'd do something as shine as that!"

"Umm Guys there right behind me aren't they?"

"Cheedo! We are not things!"

"Angharad, is that just the wind, or is that a furious vexation?"

"[referring to Max] He's a crazy smeg who eats schlanger!"

"[referring to her unborn child] Warlord Junior. He's gonna be so ugly."

"[to Max] I thought you weren't insane anymore."

"All this for a family squabble. Healthy babies."

"[blind, waving two MP5 guns] I am the scales of justice! Conductor of the choir of death! Sing, Brother Heckler! Sing, Brother Koch! [shooting blindly] Sing, Brothers! Sing! Sing!"

"Slit: By my deeds I honour him, V8."

"Ms. Giddy: We are not things. We're not things!"

"Slit: Mediocre Morsov! Mediocre!"

"The Splendid Angharad: Who killed the world?"

"The People Eater: We are down thirty thousand units of gasoline, nineteen canisters of nitro, twelve assault bikes, seven pursuit vehicles: the deficit mounts— and now sir, you have us stuck in a quagmire!"

"Rictus Erectus: I had a baby brother! I had a little baby brother! And he was perfect! Perfect in every way!"

"The First History Man: [onscreen text] Where must we go... we who wander the wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"We were going to do an anime before it was delayed a second time when we were rained out of Australia. But because we were delayed that didn't happen, and so we've got that script, and we've got another one."

"Only the mad survive."

"The Future Belongs to the Mad."

"What a lovely day."

"Tom Hardy — Max Rockatansky"

"Charlize Theron — Imperator Furiosa"

"Nicholas Hoult — Nux"

"Hugh Keays-Byrne — Immortan Joe"

"Josh Helman - Slit"

"Nathan Jones - Rictus Erectus"

"Zoë Kravitz - Toast the Knowing"

"Rosie Huntington-Whiteley - The Splendid Angharad"

"Riley Keough - Capable"

"Abbey Lee - The Dag"

"Courtney Eaton - Cheedo the Fragile"

"John Howard - The People Eater"

"Richard Carter - The Bullet Farmer"