"A-HA!! I think I've found out where I went wrong! G.I.R.! Hand me that wrench and those bolts! Those disgusting, wretched HUMANS will pay for what they did to me this day! I WILL take over the world!!"

"We are the Superstar!"

"Ah! Now you really REALLY don't want to go down THAT road. (Bringing the Crunch)"

"Let's go home!"

"Thank you, Link... Goodbye..."

"What is your wish, Mario?"

"Why am I laughing?"

"Now you tell me!"

"Stand still while I take your picture."

"I have scattered the seeds of the future..."

"Congratulations, [Character]... You really are the greatest Superstar in the universe!"

"The vacation starts now!"

"There's someone else..."

"(last line) Ha ha ha... Did you really think you could stop bad things from happening? Don't you see that Chaos always catches up with you? You've tried being hero... Why not let your darker side free? There's only one truth in this life, New Kid. No matter how hard you try to change the past..your dad will always have fucked your mom. (Story mode)"

"Enjoy the festivities, everyone!"

"(post-credits:) As for our destination... the wind will guide us!"

"Yeah, what are the odds of that?"

"Yippee! I'm rich!"

"There's still work to be done out there! Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy wouldn't stop, and neither will I! We can't rest until Bikini Bottom is safe!"

"At least she's not a vamp kid (From Dusk Till Casa Bonita)"

"Of course, you know this is coming out of your paychecks."

"To be continued..."

"Um...I don't know, I just do. But this is nice too though."

"Nicely done."

"I don't either!"

"Bye, everyone! I've got to go home now!"

"That's all right, because I know exactly where to send you."

"I'm so grateful for everything we've shared over the years. My memories of all of you are so special, I can't wait to start making more."

"Oh yeah? Why's that?"

"Nance, you're crushin' me!"

"Hey, Babe, can you hold this? I need my arms free."

"(in-credits:) Okay, boys... nice smiles!"

"I get you. Come here, normal family!"

"The Greens. It was the Greens. And their troubles are just beginning."

"Read the room, Gloria."

"Aww, Scratch would have wanted that too."

"That's good."

"And yet, it just...did."

"What can I say? I'm a non-existential cartoon cat!"

"Ugh, fine."

"No, it's Gloria Plus Green. My name isn't -- oh, forget it."

"So once again, the day is saved. Thanks to The Powerpuff Girls...and the contaminated banana cream pie."

"One step ahead of you."

"Drinks on me!"

"OH MY GOSH, WHAT HAPPENED?!"

"Who was Muffin?"

"Don't push it, Papa."

"Oh, completely separate incident with a rat."

"Oh, how do you know?"