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"Ronnie Williams - Mr. Mort"
"An extreme comedy."
"Welcome to ugly lovely town"
"LlÅ·r Ifans (cred. Llyr Evans) - Julian Lewis"
"Rhys Ifans - Jeremy Lewis"
"Huw Ceredig - Fatty Lewis"
"Rachel Scorgie - Adie Lewis"
"Di Botche - Jean Lewis"
"Dougray Scott - Terry Walsh"
"Dorien Thomas - Greyo"
"William Thomas - Bryn Cartwright"
"Jenny Evans - Bonny Cartwright"
"Sue Roderick - Lucy Cartwright"
"Brian Hibbard - Dai Rhys"
"Morgan Hopkins - Chip Roberts"
"Buddug Williams - Mrs. Mort"
"Adie, driving cars that don't belong to them, at 90 miles an hour, on the wrong side of the road, is just starting to take the fucking piss!"
"Here's 20 nicker, now go buy yourselves a nice big tin of sticky-sticky and fuck off back to Noddyland!"
"I built this club up from nothing, and I fucking loves it!"
"This glue is for sticking my submarines, not for sticking up your fucking noses! Don't think I don't notice, cos I do. Buy your own fucking glue!"
"You're an iffy copper that does a little bit a this, a little bit a that, but knows where to draw the thin blue line right fuckin' wrong, don't ya, Greyo?"
"Rugby. Tom Jones. Male Voice Choirs. Shirley Bassey. Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantisiliogogogch. Snowdonia. Prince of Wales. Anthony Hopkins. Daffodils. Sheep. Sheep Lovers. Coal. Slate Quarries. The Blaenau Ffestiniog Dinkey-Doo Miniature Railway. Now If That's Your Idea Of Thousands Of Years Of Welsh Culture, You Can't Blame Us For Trying To Liven The Place Up A Little Can You?"
"Well I don't know the English word, but in Welsh we call it a be'chi'ngalw."
"Stop actin' so English!"
"In France, we dug trenches ten miles long. We took earth from here and made hills there. We moved entire fields. You wouldn't believe what we did. It's possible. It's just hard work."
"Hugh Grant - Reginald Anson"
"Tara Fitzgerald - Elizabeth/Betty from Cardiff"
"Colm Meaney - Morgan the Goat"
"Ian McNeice - George Garrad"
"Ian Hart - Johnny "Shellshocked" Jones"
"Kenneth Griffith - Rev. Robert Jones"
"Robert Pugh - Williams the Petroleum"
"Ieuan Rhys - Sgt Thomas"
"Harry Kretchmer - The Grandson"
"Tudor Vaughan - Thomas Twp"
"Hugh Vaughan - Thomas Twp Too"
"All this fuss over what? Is it a hill, is it a mountain? Perhaps it wouldn't matter anywhere else, but this is Wales. The Egyptians built pyramids, the Greeks built temples, but we did none of that, because we had mountains. Yes, the Welsh were created by mountains: where the mountain starts, there starts Wales. If this isn't a mountain—well, if this isn't a mountain, then Anson might just as well redraw the border and put us all in England, God forbid."
Young though he was, his radiant energy produced such an impression of absolute reliability that Hedgewar made him the first sarkaryavah, or general secretary, of the RSS.
- Gopal Mukund Huddar
Largely because of the influence of communists in London, Huddar's conversion into an enthusiastic supporter of the fight against fascism was quick and smooth. The ease with which he crossed from one worldview to another betrays the fact that he had not properly understood the world he had grown in.
Huddar would have been 101 now had he been alive. But then centenaries are not celebrated only to register how old so and so would have been and when. They are usually celebrated to explore how much poorer our lives are without them. Maharashtrian public life is poorer without him. It is poorer for not having made the effort to recall an extraordinary life.
I regret I was not there to listen to Balaji Huddar's speech [...] No matter how many times you listen to him, his speeches are so delightful that you feel like listening to them again and again.
By the time he came out of Franco's prison, Huddar had relinquished many of his old ideas. He displayed a worldview completely different from that of the RSS, even though he continued to remain deferential to Hedgewar and maintained a personal relationship with him.