films-set-in-canada

"There's a time to think, and a time to act. And this, gentlemen, is no time to think."

"Gordon Michael Woolvett as a Male Candy Striper (uncredited)"

"Ed Sahely as a Mountie (uncredited)"

"James Carville as a Pentagon agent for Central Intelligence (uncredited)"

"Dan Aykroyd as an OPP officer (uncredited)"

"Sheila Gray as the voice of the Hacker Hellstrom"

"Beth Amos as Ruthie"

"Ben Hamper and Michael Moore as two redneck guys"

"Stanley Anderson as Edwin S. Simon"

"Wallace Shawn as Clark MacDonald, the Prime Minister of Canada"

"Brad Sullivan as Gus"

"Richard E. Council as Vladimir Kruschkin, the President of Russia"

"Jim Belushi as Charles Jackal"

"Steven Wright as a Niagara Falls Mountie"

"Rip Torn as General Dick Panzer, the Commander of USSOCOM"

"G. D. Spradlin as R.J. Hacker"

"Kevin Pollak as Stuart "Stu" Smiley"

"Rhea Perlman as Honey"

"Kevin J. O'Connor as Roy Boy"

"Bill Nunn as Kabral Jabar"

"John Candy as Bud B. Boomer, the sheriff of Niagara County"

"Alan Alda as the unnamed President of the United States"

"If you say "please" one more time, I'm gonna let you have it!"

"[being held in Canada] Boomer! You traitor! You Benedict Arnold! You took off and you left me here in the hands of those Canadians! I'm gonna tear you till and I'll rip out every bone in your body! Boomer, you hear me?!"

"I want to say to Prime Minister MacDonald: Surrender her pronto, or we'll level Toronto."

"What about Jurassic Park? Two black guys died in that movie. That's a twofer!"

"If life hands you a lemon, you gotta crush it into lemonade."

"I'll tell ya another thing: their beer sucks!"

"Sean Lu as Asian Player"

"[Laughs hysterically] Go, my young friends! Go off and make something of yourselves!"

"Charles Martin Smith as Barnes"

"Katharine Isabelle as Elyse"

"Kris Lemche as Scott"

"Julian Richings as Orr"

"Albert Chung as George"

"Normand D'Amour as Wilson"

"Jacques Godin as Saunders"

"Roy Lund as Casino #1 BJ Dealer #1"

"K.C. Coombs as Saleswoman - Sexshop"

"Una Kay as Recruiter"

"Carl Alacchi as Casino #1 Floor Manager #1"

"Tim Post as Hotel Game Boss"

"We like our guests to win their money, not earn it."

"Chris McConnell: [to Roxanne] Your breasts, they're like melons. No, no, they're like pillows. Can I fluff your pillows?"

"Andy: That's our new computer. We can pinpoint any fire in town with that. It's perfect for us, because, you know, we're the fire department."

"I have a dream. It's not a big dream, it's just a little dream. My dream - and I hope you don't find this too crazy - is that I would like the people of this community to feel that if, God forbid, there were a fire, calling the fire department would actually be a wise thing to do. You can't have people, if their houses are burning down, saying, "Whatever you do, don't call the fire department!" That would be bad."

"The great and powerful Oz."

"Every red-blooded American knows that the only condiment that you are ever supposed to put on a hamburger is KETCHUP! Or MAYBE some of that SPECIAL SAUCE you like so much here in Canada; which I think has a little bit of mayonnaise in it too! But I swear to God when they start slapping that mayonnaise on there I could kill somebody."

"It's not important how many people I've killed. What's important is how I get along with the people who are still alive."

"I'm gonna keep the coke and the fries but I'm gonna send this burger back. And if you put any mayonnaise on it, I'm gonna come over to your house, I'll chop your legs off, set fire to your house, and watch as you drag your bloody stumps out the door."