films-directed-by-michael-bay

"You know I'm a better cop when I get some in the morning, I feel lighter on my feet."

"This is bad. No, let me call it what is. This is fucked up."

"Do you see the fuckin' emotion I'm goin' through right now?! That means this shit is serious. That means me and this motherfucker's not vibin' right now. That's what that shit means."

"You forgot your boarding pass."

"Mike, go down and you can have a Coke and a smile."

"Damn, why am I tripping on shit I know is there?"

"[to Fletch] If you don't sit your lanky ass down right now, bottom-line, I will knock you the fuck out!"

"He steals our shit, kidnaps Julie, shoots at my wife. Oh, we beatin' him down. We beatin' him down!"

"You know you drive almost slow enough to drive Miss Daisy."

"King Dingaling."

"I don't know why you going home to your wife. You got shot in the leg, your dick probably don't even work."

"[on Captain Howard and Captain Sinclair, having another vicious argument] They should just bone and get that shit over with."

"My shit always works sometimes!"

"Now that's how you supposed to drive! From now on, that's how you drive!"

"Marcus, I just have one question for ya bro. How the hell you gonna leave my ass at a gun fight to go get the car?!"

"Martin Lawrence ... Det. Marcus Burnett"

"Will Smith ... Det. Mike Lowrey"

"Téa Leoni ... Julie Mott"

"Tchéky Karyo ... Fouchet"

"Joe Pantoliano ... Captain C. Howard"

"Theresa Randle ... Theresa Burnett"

"Marg Helgenberger ... Capt. Alison Sinclair"

"Nestor Serrano ... Detective Sanchez"

"Julio Oscar Mechoso ... Detective Ruiz"

"Saverio Guerra ... Chet, the Doorman"

"Michael Imperioli ... Jojo"

"Anna Levine ... Francine (as Anna Thomson)"

"Vic Manni ... Ferguson"

"Frank John Hughes ... Casper"

"Mike Kirton ... Andy"

"Whatcha gonna do?"