"Steve's been catching crocodiles this way with his dad since he was a small boy. But the real dangerous part is judging the size of the croc before jumping it."

"A lot of people think that snakes are evil, ugly monsters that cruise around killing people."

"You know, those army blokes seemed pretty upset about their metal ball. They reckoned it was real valuable. Of all the gear those blokes get to play with, you'd think a kid's top would be the last thing they'd need. And that grumpy rancher has joined the Fauna and Fisheries Department as a volunteer. But she's still having a little bit of trouble dealing with crocodiles. And check this out. The US government gave us those two pesky poachers to work at Australia Zoo for nothing! And I reckon, after I give them a full Steve-o education, we'll be able to return them back to the wild where they belong. And that crocodile's happy. Real happy. He's now got himself a couple of gorgeous- looking Sheilas. Well, we're back to our adventure. See ya."

"It's CROC savin' time!"

"Our job is to locate the croc, jump it, try and get it into the boat and then relocate it into a section of the river where it'll never run into a conflict with people again. Now, it's not the croc's fault. He doesn't come into our swimming pool. We're actually going into his. They're apex predators right at the top of the food chain and without crocodiles, the whole ecosystem would suffer. We've got to catch this croc. Otherwise, they'll shoot it dead and turn it into boots, bags and belts."

"G'day! I'm Steve Irwin! You might know me as the Crocodile Hunter! Have a look at this little beauty, will ya? [appears at the Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Studios logo] This is an African lion! Oh, I'm in no danger, he's become a Hollywood lion! He's been sitting in this MGM logo for 77 years! Tough job, mate. Of course, in my new movie, The Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course, we make this bloke look like a real pussycat! Yeah, the lion may be the apex predator in Africa, but in Australia, crocs rule! Everything about Collision Course is big, REAL BIG! But there's one big problem... [to the Lion] It's you, mate! He's too tame! Come on, get out of there ya little devil! [a crocodile now appears in the MGM logo] Crikey! Now that's more like it! Steady, mate, steady..."

"Timothy Bottoms - U.S. President George W. Bush"

"Robert Coleby - Dr. Weinberger"

"Kate Beahan - Jo Buckley"

"Ever Feel like Something is Watching You?"

"Mark McLachlan as Brady Turner"

"Caitlin Martin as Claire"

"Chris Solari as Duncan McKay"

"Doug Reiser as Kit"

"Name's Buck... and I'm rarin' to fuck."

"You Check In Alive... But Check Out Dead!"

"He's out there and he's got murder on his mind!"

"Meet the maniac & his friend. Together they make the greatest team in the history of mass slaughter in... [EATEN ALIVE!]"

"Neville Brand as Judd"

"Mel Ferrer as Harvey Wood"

"Carolyn Jones as Miss Hattie"

"Marilyn Burns as Faye"

"William Finley as Roy"

"Stuart Whitman as Sheriff Martin"

"Roberta Collins as Clara Wood"

"Kyle Richards as Angie"

"Robert Englund as Buck"

"Crystin Sinclaire as Libby Wood"

"Janus Blythe as Lynette"

"We'll use those sweatshirts as blindfolds! The Australian Guy from Animal Planet does it all the time, it works!"

"Kit: We were just attacked by some HUGE creature and you're worried about BLISTERS and dirt in your eyes?"

"Sheriff Bowman: Gator... Crocodile... What's the difference?"

"Shurkin: It takes a lot to sever a spine. You see, a crocodile's teeth intertwine. They snap shut with forty pounds of pressure. I can't tell you how bad this is, sheriff."

"Reality Bites!"

"The fear won't tear you up, but it will."

"Julie Mintz as Annabelle"

"Sommer Knight as Sunny"