"[Hallie and Duncan are crawling on the floor of the movie theater to loose the Secret Service] Oh. This isn’t sanitary. Do you have, like, a Wet Nap on you or anything?"

"Frank Moore as Dan Thornhill"

"Dabney Coleman as President George Richmond"

"Nicole de Boer as Bonnie"

"Paulo Costanzo as Arthur"

"Chantal Leblanc-Everett as Tracy Fletcher"

"[sees his dad's stolen company car drive past him with three cops behind it] I really hate my life."

"[repeated line] What about the dance?"

"Elisabeth Harnois as Hallie Richmond"

"Grant Nickalls as Steve Ellinger"

"[confessing to Hallie] I’m not a rock climber. The only thing I’ve ever actually climbed in my life were stairs. And I’m not a bungee jumper. And the only thing I know about karate is what I saw in the Jackie Chan movies."

"Will Friedle as Duncan Fletcher"

"Wanda Cannon as Rita Fletcher"

"Adam Reid as Reid Bosshardt"

"Howard Jerome as Larry"

"Emma Lahana as Fiona"

"Joshua Leys as Gary"

"Jay Bunyan as Charles"

"Nicholas S. Morrison as Cronie #1"

"Spencer Breslin as Stevie Lansing/Terrence Russell McCormack"

"Jackée Harry as Lola The Lobster"

"A.J. Trauth as Alex Lansing"

"Tim Reid as Larry"

"Peter Feeney as Dave Lansing"

"Sally Stockwell as Pam Lansing"

"Ari Boyland as James Cooper"

"Bailee Madison as Maxine"

"Kayla Henry as Stephanie"

"Lalaine as Abby Ramirez"

"Jodie Rimmer as Zoe"

"Daniel Samonas as Melvin "Meat""

"Alexandra Krosney as Diana Malloy"

"Creagen Dow as Gus"

"Chris Wylde - Dam Security Guard"

"Jack Coughlan - Young Fred"

"Mak Kriksciun - young Evan Weiss"

"Kevin Olson - Evan Weiss"

"Jordan Black - Gary"

"Jon Kent Ethridge as A.J. Perkins"

"Eli Vargas as Riley Johnson"

"Denyse Tontz as Alice Keefe"

"Brendan Miller as Snake"

"Jessica Tuck as Mary Malloy"

"Sean Whalen as Mr. Molesky"

"Vicki Lewis as Paige"

"Gary Anthony Williams - Laundromat manager"