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"Kevin James as Otis"
"Grade A leather, baby!"
"Have a nice day!"
"You are the party master!"
"Whoo hoo! You da cow!"
"Weβre open all night."
"Aw, milk me!"
"Letβs all jump in the mud!"
"Rob Paulsen as Peck"
"Jeffrey Garcia as Pip"
"The hens are safe. Now letβs go teach those coyotes a lesson!"
"Farmer: I'm just heading to the fields, Duke. I'll be back."
"Officer O'Hanlon: [on speaker of police car] Pull over to the side of the road."
"Bud: Let me out, you got to let me out."
"Dag: What, do you wanna be a hero, cow?"
"Maurice LaMarche β Igg"
"Dana Plato β Maddy"
"Nathaniel Stroman β Root"
"Dom Irrera β Duke"
"Cameron A. Clarke β Freddy"
"Scott Bullock β Eddy"
"Tino Insana β Pigg the Pig"
"Etta: [to Dag, who's about to eat Maddy] Leave her alone."
"Eddy: [seeing helicopter with a spotlight flew over them] It's a chopper, it's a chopper, we're gonna die."
"Daisy: [thinking of a name for her newborn son] I was thinking I kind of like...Ben."
"Bessy: [pulls chairs from under bulls] Whatchu lookin' at? What, y-you want some o' this? Oh yeah, I didn't think so."
"Snotty Boy's Mom: Now, remember, honey, I told you, we can't be staying out this late on a school night."
"Snotty Boy: That's called cow tipping! Hahaha!"
"Snotty Boy's Dad: Okay, no more Red Bull."
"Igg: Man, oh, man this is a totally great celebration."
"Freddy: The meeting's about finding someone to run the meeting? Is that a good idea?"
"Maria Bamford β Nora Beady"
"Wanda Sykes β Bessy"
"Andie MacDowell β Etta"
"David Koechner β Dag"
"Jill Talley β Mrs. Goldner"
"John DiMaggio β Bud, Officer O'Hanlon"
"Steve Oedekerk β Eugene "Snotty Boy" Goldner, Nathan Randall Beady the Third, Mr. Goldner, Pizza Twin #2"
"Courteney Cox β Daisy"
"Kevin James β Otis the Cow"
"Sam Elliott β Ben"
"Peck: Never! You're all gonna die."
"Helicopter Pilot: [on radio] This is Gray Badger in Chopper 219, we've got suspects in sight."
"Danny Glover β Miles"
"Jeff Garcia β Pip"
"Rob Paulsen β Peck, Gopher, Pizza Twin #1"
"Pip: Otis, are we supposed to not yell "rock"?"
"Duke: [chewing on peanut butter] This...doesn't...mean...anything."
"Pig: All clear! SWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEET!"
"Fred Tatasciore β Farmer Buyer"
Young though he was, his radiant energy produced such an impression of absolute reliability that Hedgewar made him the first sarkaryavah, or general secretary, of the RSS.
- Gopal Mukund Huddar
Largely because of the influence of communists in London, Huddar's conversion into an enthusiastic supporter of the fight against fascism was quick and smooth. The ease with which he crossed from one worldview to another betrays the fact that he had not properly understood the world he had grown in.
Huddar would have been 101 now had he been alive. But then centenaries are not celebrated only to register how old so and so would have been and when. They are usually celebrated to explore how much poorer our lives are without them. Maharashtrian public life is poorer without him. It is poorer for not having made the effort to recall an extraordinary life.
I regret I was not there to listen to Balaji Huddar's speech [...] No matter how many times you listen to him, his speeches are so delightful that you feel like listening to them again and again.
By the time he came out of Franco's prison, Huddar had relinquished many of his old ideas. He displayed a worldview completely different from that of the RSS, even though he continued to remain deferential to Hedgewar and maintained a personal relationship with him.