TMNT (film)

"No, I'm not playing hard to get, I'm telling you sir, it's not that kind of phone line!"

"Did you turn the computer on? Have you plugged it in? Yeah, that would help."

"[sighs] I'm not your enemy, I'm just Donnie, your friendly IT tech support ready to serve you sir. [fixes himself] Sorry, ma'am."

"Hey, Leo's back. Better go say "Hello" before he leaves again."

"Y'know, the thing about you immortal stone guys, is you're immortal... And made of stone. I sound like Mikey!"

"[last lines of the film, narrating] We live together, we train together, we fight together, we stand for good together. We are ninjas. We strike hard, defend, protect, and fade into the night. And there ain't no bad guy or monster ever gonna change that, that's what's important, and that's why we'll always be... brothers. Oh, I love bein' a turtle!"

"[to Leo] Okay, Jungle Boy, grab a vine."

"(to criminal) Looks like it's just you and me, shakey. Take it easy. I'm not gonna hurt ya... much."

"Hey, I've been training - Since you left, my video game scores have, like, doubled."

"Why skate a half pipe, when you can skate a sewer pipe?"

"[Big entrance into Lair] HERE'S MIKEY! [Pause]...Guys? Anyone? Hello? Whatever. This place used to be fun..."

"So it's like Halley's Comet only... monsters come out."

"[fighting Bigfoot, gets backed up next to a pit full of spikes] This is why we need jetpacks..."

"[While skateboarding] Hehe, I'm smart. [Crashes(both in the trash bin in the trailer and on the half pipe in the actual film)] I'm Okay."

"Okay... did we win now?"

"Happy birthday from Cowabunga Carl!"

"The turtles are back, dudes. I give us a 10 for style, an 8 for skill and- ah... a 2 for stealth. (Which is... a total of 20…?)[Looking at a destroyed construction site that the turtles fought on]"

"'Jungle Boy' he-he, good one!"

"[As he catches April] It's a long way from the city to just drop in."

"Come to Daddy. [After strapping the entirety of a display of ancient swords to his back]"

"[Arguing with Raphael] Look, Raph, if there's something you wanna get off your shell, now's the time. But I'm not gonna stand here and debate Splinter's direct orders with you."

"I mean, come on. What were you thinking?"

"[Holding a door closed while one of the Generals tries to push through on the other side.] And I thought girl scouts were pushy!"

"Two minutes for high sticking!"

"[Raphael: What, you never heard of smoke pellets?] Warn me next time. [coughs] I got allergies."

"Max Winters: I must've hit my head pretty hard. I'm seeing giant turtles."

"Splinter: [After kicking a monster back into the portal] I still got it!"

"Splinter: If anyone needs me, I'll be watching my stories. Cody is going to break up with Donna. I just know it."

"It looked amazing and was a fun thrill ride. But I think the story was too complicated in the final product. A number of things led to that, from the type of story that Pete [Laird] wanted told, to my way of constructing a film, and to the studios trying to recut it at the last minute and make it a more, I guess, ‘straightforward’ kid film."

"[from trailer] Between two worlds"

"[from trailer] Beyond our universe"

"[from trailer] There is a brotherhood"

"[from trailer] That cannot be broken"

"Nolan North - Raphael/Nightwatcher"

"Mikey Kelley - Michelangelo"

"James Arnold Taylor - Leonardo"

"Mitchell Whitfield - Donatello"

"Mako Iwamatsu - Master Splinter (final film role)"

"Patrick Stewart - Max Winters/Yaotl"

"Kevin Smith - Diner"

"Ziyi Zhang - Karai"

"Sarah Michelle Gellar - April O'Neil"

"Chris Evans - Casey Jones"

"Narrated by Laurence Fishburne"

"Kevin Michael Richardson - General Aguila"

"Fred Tatasciore - General Gato"

"- General Serpiente"

"- Colonel Santino"

"- Newscaster"

"Grey DeLisle"