The Stepford Wives (2004 film)

"Oh, I feel like Nancy Drew in the mystery of the mid-life crisis."

"[after he's de-Stepfordized] What am I wearing?"

"Only one can survive."

"I asked myself, "Where would people never notice a town full of robots?" [gasps] Connecticut."

"Today, we are going to discuss - well, it is probably the most important book any of us will ever read. Yes, it is provocative. But it is also inspiring: The Heritage Hills Special Edition Golden Deluxe Treasury of Christmas Keepsakes and Collectibles! [wives and Roger squeal and applaud with delight] This book said to me, "Let's celebrate the birth of our lord Jesus Christ... with yarn"."

"I have a feeling in my bones that for all its comedy and lightness, this movie's going to start a debate"

"I think the idea of seeking perfection in ­people - and feeling they need to be perfect - is everywhere."

"This isn't the film I would have chosen if I'd wanted to make a big political statement!"

"There's such a backlash against feminism going on now. It seems like a conspiracy. The bottom line is about money: Get women back in their ­boxes and buying some products."

"There may be a stand taken against women who are more successful than their men, but I don't think that's so important ­ultimately."